Madge and A-Rod

Stuart Scott read a quote from Madonna on Sportscenter last night. He literally had to pause for a second before he read the intro to the quote. What is the world coming to when a response by Madonna to gossip column reports is read on the World Wide Leader? Why is A-Rod's wife finally filing for divorce? What, the picture of him coming out of a strip club with a $900 an hour stripper didnt do enough damage? Im sure she was just waiting until he signed a new deal, more money for her to fight for!